LA CASA DE SATANAS PRESENTS:

 

 

How to Terrorize Your Ex

feb. 13, live stream

8pm central time

La Casa de Satanas is a highly interactive, performance art based haunted house. Performances are topical, current, visually and aurally stunning, and provocative. Violence, nudity, sexual content, gore? Of course. Absolutely no one under the age of 18 will be permitted.  We are offering a live virtual experience due to the shit show covid has created.

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TRIGGER WARNING any manner of inappropriate behavior, age dependent content, depictions of actual or simulated gore, violence or states of undress may be part of this webinar. 18 (+)

Here's what to expect: Demon Mother Slut Amelia and her Captivating Cohort Courtney will teach Basic butchery, talisman and other hoodoo, phone harassment, internet fuckeries, keeping it safe and legal, love poems, glitter bombs, arts and crafts gone too far, and everything you need to know about making an ex feel hunted down like in those movies where rich people hunt human game!

Happy Valentines Day!

supply list (optional)

pork or calf heart, whole from petes market or cermak or other carniceria. keep frozen if buying in advance and defrost 24 hrs before class.

some sticks/branches for stabbing

twine or other string

decorations of your choosing(glitter, knick nacks, bits of lace etc..)

chalk (optional)

sharp knife

all black clothing and mask
kitana (optional)

 

 

 

 

As with all La Casa de Satanas Events this is 18 and over only. This is our valentines day show, so dont call the cops yall...we are fine no one is actually being stalked.

WARNING:

applies only to live in person performances but can be applied to streaming shows conceptually

THIS IS NOT A "SAFE SPACE", YOU MAY BE TOUCHED, BOUND, BLIND FOLDED OR HANDLED. YOU WILL GET SOME DIRT ON YOU. YOU MUST SIGN A WAIVER, THERE IS A SAFE WORD. PLEASE WEAR COMFORTABLE CLOTHING AND SHOES. DUE TO COVID-19 YOU MUST WEAR A COMFORTABLE AND WELL FITTING FACE MASK. YOU MUST FOLLOW ALL INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN TO YOU TO PARTICIPATE. IF YOU SHOW UP WASTED YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN. THERE ARE NO REFUNDS IF YOU ARE EJECTED FOR UNRULY BEHAVIOR OR CALLING SAFETY. SOCIAL DISTANCING WILL BE STRONGLY ENFORCED. 

 

Contributing Artists: past, present, future...

Amelia de Rudder, Yamil Rodriguez, Danny "Lose Joints", Matylda Wiacek, Alex Smith, Eryka Dellenbach, Ryan Greenlee, William Amaya, Gabriel Godinez, Luke Giveen, Julia Zinn, Jose Hernandez, Sofia Moreno, Jordan Bently, Hannah M. Lorenz, Jonathan Sommer, Cothilde Cook, Jenn Cardona, Matty "MK MK", Gabrielle Valdez, Kat Alice Tae, Here, Manny Franco, Amy Gillian Wilson, David Depew, FOX, Mother Regina, Salome Khelashvili, Courtney McClaine, Ben Klawans, Orson Tweed, Megan Dechaine, Damon Caruesco, Alex Fredericksen, Silas Short, Kaya Garcia, Amanda Davis, Lola del Mar, Rosa Carrera de Esquivel, Michael Kendal, Carlo Saviori, Johanna Brock, Nico Rizzo, Christian Moodslutt, Liv Mershon, Steve Swampy Waters, Everardo Sanchez, Princess Noriega, Marine Elodie, Cruzito Bueno, Jason McLaughlin, James Diablo. Special virtual experience tech help from Andrea Falcone and Jules Zinn. Legal work by the talented and awesome Joe Madonia.

This link will take you to the free onlyfans account. You will have the ability to view the live stream the day of the show which is a pay per view streaming event ($6.00) once your account is set up. Thank you for supporting the arts, and please share.